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				SOLUTION 
                             Spellcasting 101
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CHAPTER 1: Escape (Home)
 
Take the application form and the love note from the desk drawer. Go north
into the Potty Chamber and open the small door. Take the potty and the grate 
(3 pts) and go down to the alley (5 pts). Look under the flat rock on the 
ground and try to take the rusty key. Push Miss Minnie Beancounter out of the
way and pick up the key to the tool shed. Unlock the door with the key and 
open it. Enter the shed (8 pts) and wear the overalls. Go back outside and 
open the gate; Joey Rottenwood, your evil stepfather, doesn't recognize you 
and lets you pass.
 
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CHAPTER 2: Sorcerer's University [Sorcerer's Appliance]
 
Once at the University (10 pts), get in the line in Donkeydung Hall and answer 
the questions by consulting the registration form (12 pts). Go to the Library 
(east from Batguano Court to Meltingwolf Hall and up the stairs) and take the 
popular book (5 pts). Don't bother trying to go up to the Stacks.
 
If you're interested, you might want to read the newspaper found each morning
in Batguano Court; also, you can attend the lectures on the schedule found on
your registration form, although very little useful information (and no
essential information) is given. In any case, you should map out the
University grounds in your spare time. Go to Professor Tickingclock's Office 
and find out about the dinner at the Housemaster's Suite in Frogkisser Hall 
on Wednesday at 7:30 PM.
 
That evening (Tuesday), go to the parties at the two fraternities at 8 PM. At 
Tappa Kegga Bru, open the SKONN spell box ("increase bust size") (4 pts). Go
to I Phelta Thi and escort the woman (Gretchen Snowbunny) outside. Take her 
back to your room in Frogkisser Hall and put her in your bed. Search her and
take the embossed key (to the President's House) from her. Go to sleep.
 
On the next day, go back to the Library and cast SKONN at the bust; you can 
then climb the enlarged bust and get to the Stacks on the top floor (15 pts). 
Open the KABBUL spell box ("restore lost souls") (9 pts). Then, go to the
President's House and unlock the door with the embossed key. Open the door
and go inside (15 pts); open the FRIMP spell box ("Levitation") (4 pts).
 
On Wednesday evening, go to Tickingclock's room for dinner. Ask him about the
surfboard and found out about the spell of protection surrounding it. Eat
dinner, and when he falls asleep, remove your cloak and have sex with Hillary, 
his wife. Go back to your room and sleep.
 
On Thursday morning, hang around the Boat Dock until you meet your Mother and 
get a talisman from her (40 pts). You are hit over the head, and when you 
awaken the campus is deserted.
 
Go back to Meltingwolf Hall, cast FRIMP at the trap door and open it, 
revealing a way to the Maize Room (10 pts).
 
Maize Room:
 
          ^ up to Meltingwolf Hall (trap door)
          | down into Maize Room
          V 
        Z T X Q I
        E G H K U
        X K I S W
        J V Y A P
        T U O J V                
        ^
        | up into Maize Room
        v down to Secret Society Meeting Room
        
You must follow the "THIS WAY OUT" path in order for the secret opening to 
appear in the T room. Go down to the Meeting Room (10 pts) and open the DISPAR 
spell box ("remove magic protection") (9 pts) located there. Go back to the 
Housemaster's Suite and cast DISPAR at surfboard; you can then take the 
surfboard (25 pts), revealing the BLUBBA spell box ("summon a whale") which 
should be opened (9 pts).
 
Go to the Simulation Lab and sit on the chair. Cast the GUB spell ("diseased 
plants") at the tree; it dies and falls over to form a bridge across the 
piranha-infested moat. Cast ZEM ("increase fighting ability") at yourself 
before you cross the moat. On the other side, attack the atomic dragon with 
your lead-plated sword and chase the dragon away. Cast VAI ("healthy plants") 
at the ivy on the wall to strengthen it so that you can climb up to the Tower 
Prison. Once there, pull the lever and release the damsel. Because the faculty 
has been kidnapped, you are able to retain your knowledge of the three spells
when you automatically exit from the simulation or are killed by the Beast 
Man (3 pts).
 
Go back to the Dock, put the surfboard in the water, and board the surfboard. 
Turn the right dial to "tick" and the left dial to "6" and push the button.
Note that the gauge indicates how many moves on the surfboard are still
available (100, initially).
 
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CHAPTER 3: The Island of Lost Souls [Antenna of Putzberg]
 
Once you are at the Island (20 pts), you must restore all of the lost souls
to their previous forms. You do so by casting KABBUL at DEREK, for example, 
where DEREK will have been transformed into an oil rig = derrick by a 
sorcerer. Similarly:
 
Meadow:         fire                                     -> Blaise
                leg joint damaged by fire                -> Bernie
                flying insect looking for honey          -> Bea
                blackened and sooty hayfields            -> Ashley  
                                                         -> Charlotte     5
         
In Forest:      wind                                     -> Gail
                Sun east                                 -> Dawn
                foliage                                  -> Leif
                pack of dog-like carnivores              -> Wolfgang
                bird home with vases                     -> Ernest
                lumber in line                           -> Woodrow
                red-breasted bird                        -> Robin     +7=12     
            
West of House:  automobile with male passengers          -> Carmen
                metal playset                            -> Jim
                wooden dowel                             -> Peg
                handtruck                                -> Dolly  
                car lifter                               -> Jack
                metal device for opening locks ("yours") -> Mikey
                bristly pad                              -> Matt
                glowing button near door                 -> Belle
                cheery note [A-K,M-Z]                    -> Noel      +9=21
                
By Riverside:   bridge with pronoun                      -> Bridget
                river crossing near steep rock walls     -> Clifford
                river crossing near granular soil        -> Sandford
                fishing pole                             -> Rod
                fish hook                                -> Barb
                small stream                             -> Brooke    +6=27
 
Living Room:    silk neck ornament                       -> Ty
                cent (in safe)                           -> Penny
                indivisible particle                     -> Adam      
                poker pot                                -> Chip      
                dollar coin (in safe)                    -> Buck   
                gems (in safe)                           -> Jules  
                accounting statement (minus 5 cents)     -> Nicholas
                page torn from magazine                  -> Adlai     +8=35
                
Legal Document: son: ship's steering wheel               -> Wilhelm
                mother: herself                          -> Wilma
                nephew: fifth letter                     -> Willy
                grandson: clinging seed pod              -> Wilbur
                gardener: sweet potato                   -> William
                chiropractor: 2000-pound weight          -> Wilton
                moose: small round green vegetable       -> Pierre 
 
                legal document (in safe)                 -> Will      +8=43
 
Kitchen:        alcoholic lime drink                     -> Ricky
                bread batter on vertical surfaces        -> Waldo
                ground beef in flattened disk            -> Patty
                hearty soup                              -> Stu
                nutty wine                               -> Sherry
                square of butter                         -> Pat
                hot dog                                  -> Frank     +7=50
                
Attic:          animal with ribbon                       -> Bo
                duck with flat beak                      -> Bill
                baseball glove for dogs                  -> Kermit
                young rabbit                             -> Bunny
                koala bear                               -> Teddy
                male cat                                 -> Tom
                salamander                               -> Knute     +7=57
 
E Cellar:       covered with powder                      -> Dusty
                yellow letter                            -> Goldie
                rainbow                                  -> Archie
                tough unyielding substance               -> Hardy
                real tramp                               -> Lucy
                gossiper                                 -> Gabby
                reading sports paper                     -> Betty
                bordered by fine white tatting           -> Lacey
                con artist                               -> Connie
                confused                                 -> Daisy    +10=67
                                                                        
Sound Studio:   recording device                         -> Mike
                quiet vacuum tube                        -> Humphrey
                Christmas song                           -> Carol
                raucous sound                            -> Blair     
                warm wet breeze / exhalation             -> Cy
                tuneful song                             -> Melody
                neighing horse                           -> Winnie    +7=74
                
British Aisles: police officer                           -> Bobby
                truck                                    -> Laurie
                effeminate nobleman                      -> Gaylord
                two toilet bowls                         -> Toulouse
                one closed with wax                      -> Lucille
                policeman's club                         -> Billy     +6=80
                                
(1 pt x 80) and the mayor gives you the Key to the Island.
 
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CHAPTER 4: The Island Where Time Runs Backward [Nozzle of Blather]
 
Go to the Island Where Time Runs Backwards (Pig-4) (20 pts). When you 
disembark from the surfboard, you feel strange and the program displays the
command "GET ON THE SURFBOARD". Then, a piece of waybread rises from the 
ground into your hands.
 
The secret of the island is to perform whatever action would be required to
result in the time-reversed description given by the program. In this first
case, you must drop the waybread. After that, you must perform the following 
actions:
 
        South
        Southwest
        Jump out window
        Wait
        Wait
        Enter small mudbath
        Enter medium mudbath
        Enter large mudbath
        Up
        Eat small waybread
        Eat medium waybread
        Eat large waybread
        Have sex with small concubine
        Have sex with medium concubine
        Have sex with large concubine
        In
        Open door
        Read sign [Mud-Devil Family]
        Northwest
        Examine pedestal  
        North
        Give spell box to director
        Step off surfboard
        
You should then open the BUNDEROT spell box ("decomposition") (16 pts).
 
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CHAPTER 5: The Island of Horny Women [Ratchet of Weinersburg]
 
Go to the Island of Horny Women (Slug-8) (20 pts). Go southwest to the Parade 
Ground and then west to the VIP Suite. Have sex with the woman. Open the hope 
chest and get the high-heel shoes. Go up through the hidden vent into the 
SIP Suite, open the closet and take out the gown. Remove your cloak and put on 
the gown and shoes. Note that if you stay on the Island for too long, the 
Amazons will screw you into the ground (i.e., six feet under).
 
Go back up to the VIP Suite, cast FRIMP at the bed, take the bonnet from
under the bed, and wear it. Go east and then south to the Shop and take 
everything there (lead-plated sword, magazine, pomegranate, lipstick). Apply
the lipstick, and go north and northeast past the guards to the Boatyard (40
pts). Remove the gown, bonnet, shoes, and lipstick and put your cloak back on.
 
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CHAPTER 6: Restaurant at the End of the Ocean [Eggbeater of Barfton]
 
Go to the Restaurant at the End of the Ocean (Bat-14) (20 pts). Try to take
the MAJJELLO spell box, but don't worry when a pygmy shark jumps out of the 
water and swallows it. Go inside the Restaurant, read the menu, and order the 
pygmy shark. When the waiter brings your meal to you, cast BUNDEROT at the 
shark; it decomposes (60 pts), revealing the MAJJELLO spell box ("show hidden 
information"). Leave the restaurant and open the box (16 pts). Cast MAJJELLO 
at the right dial; the "boa" setting now appears. Go to Boa-10.
 
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CHAPTER 7: Island of the Gods [Envelope Feeder of Flem]
 
Once at the Island (20 pts), unlock the gate with the big key and go north 
past the Gateway of the Gods to the Garden of the Gods (50 pts) and beyond 
that to the Condominium of the Gods. Going to Condominium East is optional; 
go to Condominium West and hide behind the drapes. Wait for Glockenspiel to 
leave, step out, and have sex with Ocarina. Open the GWEEK spell box ("shrink 
inanimate objects") (4 pts). Glockenspiel returns and takes you to the 
Garbage Dump of the Gods. Cast GWEEK at the garbage to shrink it, and then 
cast BUNDEROT at it; a fungus eats it (75 pts), revealing the GOBERDUNA spell 
box ("tie or untie knots"). Open it (25 pts). Go south from the Empty Field 
of the Gods before you are struck by lightning, leave the Island and go to 
Pig-13.
 
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CHAPTER 8: Fort Blackwand
 
At the lagoon, cast GOBERDUNA at the Lok Pik monster (80 pts). Go east to the
far side of the moat and repeat the Simulation Laboratory procedure right 
away. This time, you save Lola from the pendulum (33 pts). Take her purse,
open the trap door, and go downstairs to the Gateroom. Cast KABBUL at Art (the
painting) (50 pts) and tell Art to stand on the Gold X and Lola to stand on 
the Silver X. Stand on the Bronze X, get off it, and then go west right away.
 
Give the popular book to Joey Rottenwood (75 pts), and he becomes so engrossed
with it that he cannot activate the Sorcerer's Appliance. Open Lola's purse 
and take the flamethrower. However, Rottenwood sits on the red pedal, causing
the Appliance to begin to self-destruct, and you find out that it will take  
seven tons of whale poop to de-activate it; also, the EKSLAKSIA spell box 
("unloading") is revealed . Note that you have only three moves before the 
Appliance will explode.
 
1) Cast BLUBBA; the whale materializes up in the rafters and your spell book 
   is knocked out of your hands.
   
2) Shoot the flamethrower at the spell book to destroy it.
 
3) Open the spell box, shit happens, the Appliance is de-activated and you 
   win the game (100 pts).
 
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On to SPELLCASTING 201: THE SORCERER'S APPLIANCE...........
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Intermittent Bugs:
 
1) After going to the Island of Lost Souls from Sorcerer University, the text
   description was a repetition of the dinner at the Tickingclocks!
   
2) After saving Lola in the Tower Prison, I tried to use the flamethrower in
   her purse without taking or opening it. The program suddenly became unable
   to parse most commands!

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